In A Stieg of His Own

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
(Män Som Hatar Kvinnor)
The Curious Cold Case of Harriet Vanger
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40 years ago, a purty young girl had gone missing, and has been presumed dead ever since.  Her wrinkly-ole Uncle moneybags (Sven-Bertil Taube, three of our mos favorite names, duh) cannot rest soundly until he can get some sort of closure on the matter.  Enter recently disgraced reporter Mikael Blomkvist (Michael Nyqvist, who looks like a cross between Mathieu Amalric and Mr Bean) to heat up this oh so frosted cold case!  And while our hero is one smart cookie, in a Robert Langdon kinda way, he still needs a his girl Fredag.  Enter THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO, aka Lisbeth Salander (Noomi Rapace)!!  Not only does she have a dragon tattoo, and mad piercings, and a Joan Jett complex, but she also has really small boobs!  She’s also a researching dynamo and can break into computers just as easily as she can get her heart broken.  Faster than you can say odd couple or dynamic duo or BOTH!, the two are breathing new life into the long dead case and the results FREAKIN ROXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hopefully this is all old news to you, since the Stieg Larsson book (not of the same name. the original title = Men Who Hate Women) is an international best-seller, and this killah movie’s been out for many moons.  If it’s new news to you (we were a lil late to the game here, like trying KFC’s Double Down for the 1st time juss the other night), then NEWSFLASH, SEE IT (or we guess read the book, but who has time to read?) NOW OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!  There’s two Millennium Trilogy sequels already in the can, which should make their way to our shores this fall, so hurry the fork up and see this!!!

A Hollywood remake is already in the works, with David Fincher attached as the director.  He’s a perfect choice, considering Tattoo is the bestest thriller we’ve seen since his Zodiac (yes, we just said that and you know how we feel about ZODIAC!!!)  And while Nyqvist can be played by anyone (Brad Pitt is rumored to get the nod), no other actress will be able to replicate or keep pace with what Rapace did for her take on Lisbeth Salander.  She is the girl and no one else can be.  She tattooed us, and if you haven’t already done so, let her tattoo you, NOWWWWWWW!

Sweetest Fishes:  it was hard to find fotos of sum of dem cute honeys with bit parts in Dragon, but apparently very easy to find fotos of slightly fly womens (and mens) from Sweden that weren’t in the movie, but who love to party, IN SWEDEN, and since they are so Swedish looking and therefore prettier than wees, they is still worth gawking at

plenty mo Aryan thighs here: stureplan.se [SFW]

Verdictgo: Breast In Show!!!!!!

Dragon is all fire in limited release!!!!

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…